February 2012
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Cut for lewd complaining
Waaaah. I’m genuinely upset. The vibe I was going to buy’s been discontinued. :’( It was realistic. and purple. and glittery. and 8 inches. I was going to name it Paviche. BAAAWWW
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Guess who's going to try and secure a ticket for...
Eheheheheheheh.
Yes.
Romans.
Opera.
Culture shit.
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creepycreepycreepmeout:
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Whose wife is the prettiest? My wife is the prettiest <3
upisdownx replied to your post: That totally badass moment when you discover…
fucking love olives. food of the gods.
Athena to be exact.
HEY-YOOOOOOO!!!
That totally badass moment when you discover you’ve forced yourself to try olives enough that you now like them!
Bring on the Mediterranean deliciousness~
6 Types of Love
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
fwips:
when i write smut i need to have lots of options…
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
lascocks:
clumsyoctopus:
crab-cakes:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
aaoifenakw
life role model
Low-cost and effective concealer
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Found a new skirt I can use for Lolita today :D
It’s supposed to go on the hips, but my corset can solve the too-big-waist problem by acting as an industrial strength belt to keep it up where I need it so all is good!
It’s just plain black with white embroidery on the hem, but there’s a lot of room in it for petticoats (none of that underskirt that prevents any extra poof aid...
Uwaaaah.
I’m so tired. ;~;
Night night, my ducklings~
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creepycreepycreepmeout replied to your post: Do you have a fetish for doctors?
PLAGUE DOCTORS
OH GOD YES. THEM TOO.
I like how everyone complains when something new...
hunterinadirtytrenchcoat:
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
Anonymous asked: Would you ever do porn? If so, what is the filthiest thing you'd do on camera?
Anonymous asked: Do you have a fetish for doctors?
Anonymous asked: What bra and panty combo are you wearing right now?
Anonymous asked: Pavi or Harper?
- Which one is more fun to draw?
- Which one is better to think about during fuzzy-tingle time?
- Which one would you rather have public sex with?
- Which one is more fun to draw?
- Which one is better to think about during fuzzy-tingle time?
- Which one would you rather have public sex with?
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
Anonymous asked: How do you like your men/women?
Anonymous asked: What's the most degrading thing that you can think of, sexually?
Anonymous asked: Say you can have sex with anyone, but they have to be dressed up in some kind of uniform. Which would you pick and why? (Fireman, policeman, ect.)
-koff koff-
Amy, don’t inhale your own saliva.
It’s painful and ick.
