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May 2011

What comes into your head when i say: 1. cheese 2. Gore 3. Vodka 4. Chuck Norris 5. Blue 6. moment Killer! 7. PIZZA 8. Lolita 9. Bloodddd 10. Ace of spades....

1. Kez

2. Mmmmm

3. Party down

4. Overplayed internet joke

5. The Birthday Massacare

6. ehehehe….

7. Oh yeah, i missed lunch today, didn’t I?

8. I really miss the community. I just don’t have the time anymore ;_;

9. #Blood, blood, gallons of the stuff, give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough…#

10. HANCOCK

May 31, 20112 notes
Oh yeah, it's tuesday, isn't it?

You know what to do.

http://tentacleface.tumblr.com/ask

May 31, 2011
May 31, 20113 notes
#he's so adorable #it physically hurts
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bloodyvalentine97 started following you

Hey there! Thank you, enjoy your stay!

May 31, 2011

zombiedynamite replied to your post: zombiedynamite replied to your post: I showed my…

I actually think that you would get more compliments, I know I definitely love the stuff that you draw. Either way it is true and I will make sure to tell her that you are flattered :)

I’m going to upload it to deviantart now, I was a little doubtful considering it is technically in the same category as the overdone, shiny anime cutsey stuff (I’m trying to break from that since it’s harder to be taken seriously as an artist when all you can draw is japanese copies) But since I’ve gotten such lovely compliments out of the blue, I think I’ll pitch it to the masses :)

May 31, 20111 note
#oh god I sound pretentious #I'm not used to getting compliments
I wanna fuck you hard. I wanna feel you deep. I wanna rock your bedy. I wanna taste your sweet. I wanna fuck you hard. ...I wanna feel you deep. I wanna ah! ah! I wanna ah! ah!
May 31, 20113 notes
#Is that BOTDF lyrics I see?

zombiedynamite replied to your post: I showed my mom that picture of Nivek Ogre you drew for me in his ‘outfit’…Besides the fact she didn’t like seeing a man in a pink thong she said you’re a really great fucking artist and she’s actually quite impressed with the drawings of yours that she’s seen. Which my mom is really great art wise and doesn’t usually compliment stuff like that so I just thought I’d randomly tell you that my mom really loves your drawings.

My mom actually said I should tell you that she really likes your work. Which is once again pretty awesome for her :)

I must admit, I’m pretty speechless! I never expected to get praise like that for my work!

Wow. Please tell her I’m flattered and grateful for the compliments!

May 31, 2011
I showed my mom that picture of Nivek Ogre you drew for me in his 'outfit'...Besides the fact she didn't like seeing a man in a pink thong she said you're a really great fucking artist and she's actually quite impressed with the drawings of yours that she's seen. Which my mom is really great art wise and doesn't usually compliment stuff like that so I just thought I'd randomly tell you that my mom really loves your drawings.

o_o ah..asdkgkfklgh… BWUH?

I really wasn’t expecting that! I’m really very flattered!

Excuse me, I think I need to go and cry with joy… :’)

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#NOTHIIING
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dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown…

Mowbray has recently redone their play park… We can insult new small, annoying midget folk. But remember… WE DIDN’T *BUILD* THE ABBATTOIR!! WE JUST FOUND IT!!

Okay, fine….

THOSE ARE NOT CUT MARKS YOU SEE ON THEM. THEY ARE NOVELTY TEMPORARY TATTOOS. ALL THE RAGE. THIS IS NOT A CHEFS HAT. I AM NOT WEARING A HAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

WHAT KITCHEN? I SEE NO KITCHEN? I SEE NO BODY PARTS IN POTS! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION FROM!?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN OFFICER, THAT IS NOT THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH, NOR IS THAT A WALL CHART DEPICTING HUMAN ANATOMY.

WE’RE NOT SURGEONS OR BUTCHERS, HOW COULD WE EVER KNOW THE PERFECT WAY TO CUT UP A HUMAN WITHOUT THE BONES GETTING IN THE WAY AND MAKING THE MEAT ALL UGLY?

I HAVE NO IDEA, KEZ. THEY ARE MISTAKEN AND I AM NOT SLIDING A COPY OF GRAYS ANATOMY UNDERNEATH THE SHELF. THAT IS A SILLY IDEA. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE. NOW PLEASE OFFICER, COME INTO THE MAIN ROOM AND HAVE DINNER WITH US. WE WOULD SO LOVE TO SEE YOU ON AT THE TABLE.

TABLE SAW? WHAT TABLE SAW? WHY WOULD WE PUT A TABLE SAW IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR DINING TABLE? THAT’S JUST SILLY! AND TOTALLY AGAINST HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS!! NO, THERE’S NO REASON FOR AMY TO PUT ON THE PIG SNOUT! SHE JUST LIKES TO WEAR IT WHEN SHE EATS!

IT’S NOT MY FAULT I LOOK GOOD WITH ANIMAL BITS ATTACHED TO ME. I WEAR A PLATYPUS TAIL ON SUNDAYS. NOW PLEASE DRINK THIS. SPIKED? NO IT’S NOT SPIKED. WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU SAY THAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SMELL CHLOROFORM? I HAVE NO CHLOROFORM! NO, I WON’T SHOW YOU WHAT’S BEHIND MY BACK… WHY? BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING THERE. WE ARE COMPLETELY INNOCENT, NOW STAY STILL WHILE WE CARVE YOU UP SOME OF THIS PORK… YES… PORK…

SHUT UP AND ACCEPT OUR NORMAL HOSPITALITY. WE ARE NOT GOING TO KILL AND EAT YOU BEFORE DUMPING THE REMAINING CARCASS IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ENTERTAINMENT WHILE YOU EAT? HOW ABOUT A CIVIL WAR ERA RE-ENACTMENT?

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dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown…

Mowbray has recently redone their play park… We can insult new small, annoying midget folk. But remember… WE DIDN’T *BUILD* THE ABBATTOIR!! WE JUST FOUND IT!!

Okay, fine….

THOSE ARE NOT CUT MARKS YOU SEE ON THEM. THEY ARE NOVELTY TEMPORARY TATTOOS. ALL THE RAGE. THIS IS NOT A CHEFS HAT. I AM NOT WEARING A HAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

WHAT KITCHEN? I SEE NO KITCHEN? I SEE NO BODY PARTS IN POTS! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION FROM!?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN OFFICER, THAT IS NOT THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH, NOR IS THAT A WALL CHART DEPICTING HUMAN ANATOMY.

WE’RE NOT SURGEONS OR BUTCHERS, HOW COULD WE EVER KNOW THE PERFECT WAY TO CUT UP A HUMAN WITHOUT THE BONES GETTING IN THE WAY AND MAKING THE MEAT ALL UGLY?

I HAVE NO IDEA, KEZ. THEY ARE MISTAKEN AND I AM NOT SLIDING A COPY OF GRAYS ANATOMY UNDERNEATH THE SHELF. THAT IS A SILLY IDEA. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE. NOW PLEASE OFFICER, COME INTO THE MAIN ROOM AND HAVE DINNER WITH US. WE WOULD SO LOVE TO SEE YOU ON AT THE TABLE.

TABLE SAW? WHAT TABLE SAW? WHY WOULD WE PUT A TABLE SAW IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR DINING TABLE? THAT’S JUST SILLY! AND TOTALLY AGAINST HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS!! NO, THERE’S NO REASON FOR AMY TO PUT ON THE PIG SNOUT! SHE JUST LIKES TO WEAR IT WHEN SHE EATS!

IT’S NOT MY FAULT I LOOK GOOD WITH ANIMAL BITS ATTACHED TO ME. I WEAR A PLATYPUS TAIL ON SUNDAYS. NOW PLEASE DRINK THIS. SPIKED? NO IT’S NOT SPIKED. WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU SAY THAT?

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dimlylitclown:

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tentacleface:

dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown…

Mowbray has recently redone their play park… We can insult new small, annoying midget folk. But remember… WE DIDN’T *BUILD* THE ABBATTOIR!! WE JUST FOUND IT!!

Okay, fine….

THOSE ARE NOT CUT MARKS YOU SEE ON THEM. THEY ARE NOVELTY TEMPORARY TATTOOS. ALL THE RAGE. THIS IS NOT A CHEFS HAT. I AM NOT WEARING A HAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

WHAT KITCHEN? I SEE NO KITCHEN? I SEE NO BODY PARTS IN POTS! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION FROM!?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN OFFICER, THAT IS NOT THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH, NOR IS THAT A WALL CHART DEPICTING HUMAN ANATOMY.

WE’RE NOT SURGEONS OR BUTCHERS, HOW COULD WE EVER KNOW THE PERFECT WAY TO CUT UP A HUMAN WITHOUT THE BONES GETTING IN THE WAY AND MAKING THE MEAT ALL UGLY?

I HAVE NO IDEA, KEZ. THEY ARE MISTAKEN AND I AM NOT SLIDING A COPY OF GRAYS ANATOMY UNDERNEATH THE SHELF. THAT IS A SILLY IDEA. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE. NOW PLEASE OFFICER, COME INTO THE MAIN ROOM AND HAVE DINNER WITH US. WE WOULD SO LOVE TO SEE YOU ON AT THE TABLE.

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Give Us More Detonation: tentacleface: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown... → dimlylitclown.tumblr.com

dimlylitclown:

tentacleface:

tentacleface:

dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown…

Mowbray has recently redone their play park… We can insult new small, annoying midget folk. But remember… WE DIDN’T *BUILD* THE ABBATTOIR!! WE JUST FOUND IT!!

Okay, fine….

THOSE ARE NOT CUT MARKS YOU SEE ON THEM. THEY ARE NOVELTY TEMPORARY TATTOOS. ALL THE RAGE. THIS IS NOT A CHEFS HAT. I AM NOT WEARING A HAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

WHAT KITCHEN? I SEE NO KITCHEN? I SEE NO BODY PARTS IN POTS! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR INFORMATION FROM!?

YOU ARE MISTAKEN OFFICER, THAT IS NOT THE SMELL OF BURNING FLESH, NOR IS THAT A WALL CHART DEPICTING HUMAN ANATOMY.

May 31, 201112 notes
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tentacleface:

dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown…

Mowbray has recently redone their play park… We can insult new small, annoying midget folk. But remember… WE DIDN’T *BUILD* THE ABBATTOIR!! WE JUST FOUND IT!!

Okay, fine….

THOSE ARE NOT CUT MARKS YOU SEE ON THEM. THEY ARE NOVELTY TEMPORARY TATTOOS. ALL THE RAGE. THIS IS NOT A CHEFS HAT. I AM NOT WEARING A HAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

May 31, 201112 notes

dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown replied to your post: dimlylitclown…

Mowbray has recently redone their play park… We can insult new small, annoying midget folk. But remember… WE DIDN’T *BUILD* THE ABBATTOIR!! WE JUST FOUND IT!!

Okay, fine. You’ve got me.

YES. WE DID NOT PUT THE MEAT CLEAVER IN THIS LITTLE BOY’S CHEST. HE DID IT HIMSELF. SEE THOSE BITE MARKS ON HIM? TOTALLY SELF INFLICTED. What, what? they look more like adult teeth patterns? WELL IT WASN’T ME.

May 31, 201112 notes
Repo Soundtrack. Awww yeah.

My parents can bitch all they want. this will NOT be turned down.

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