ZWEI! RAIZOU!

I know this is everyone’s answer, but I’d first have a ‘test run’ to see how everything worked. XD

I don’t know what after, I’d probably pimp myself out because if everything’s the same as before (plus a cock) I doubt my uber long hair will look very good. I’d probably get on with my life after that…

why can’t I think of decent answers tonight? yeesh.

;_; nobody’s ever used a pickup line on me before.

errrrm…

“Are you Hiroshima? cuz you’re DA BOMB” I found it online a while ago and found it inappropriate and hilariously bad at the same time.

I hate to sound like a complete nerd, but i don’t think I’ve ever done anything bad to anyone. I talk big game, but I’m pretty much a doormat in reality.

There is something, but it’s indirect. I had an ex girlfriend who was pretty much insane. she kept harassing me after the relationship ended and when the drama surfaced with the college staff, I spilled all her secrets that she was keeping hidden under wraps. I’m not sure how that worked out against her, but I pretty much told them everything she had fought to hide for the sake of her reputation.

Well obviously it depends on which fetishes he’s into. As a universal rule, if he was into crush or snuff, he would be gone, but I wouldn’t mind a lot of bondage related stuff.

I guess modifying myself in general is pretty much out of the question. I’d never lose/gain weight to satisfy his fetish for example.

I’d probably comply with a lot of stuff but if it strays into 2girls1 cup territory, I’d pack my bags and leave.

I’m absolutley terrified of them park mascots. Y’know those people who wear the character suit and silently dance along with the children? posing for pictures, their fuzzy mittens clasped around their innocent little faces?

yeah, them. Crippling fear, totally ruined a trip to Disneyland as a child, I wouldn’t stop screaming until they were out of my vicinity.

Ah, this was quite recent.

It was late at night, I was in the middle of a fairly far gone session of D.I.Y *wink wink* because I was using a small vibe, I had my tv on to mask the noise. did not count on my mum walking in to turn it off.

I had to go from sitting up, hands moving quickly under the duvet to ‘asleep’ very very quickly. X_X

…yes ;_;